Endless Parade

Another year in the books, and it’s time to put a bow on this biyatch.

Life overall isn’t that much different for us at the dawn of ‘10 (*really? We’ll one day say, “Back in ‘10?” Sounds wrong. So does oh-10.) than it was at the dawn of ‘09 … but let’s proceed with some end of year awards anyway.

Of course, any time you think of us, you think of inside jokes, running gags and zany one-liners. Also: crazy stories. So, we’ve tidied it up by listing them all here and giving you a Top 25 of the best the year had to offer.

Three parts. Ready? OKAY!

Worth Mentioning, but not explaining. (Shoutouts to whom it was of import included.)

[insert hysterical Marcey Bryant joke here] – Marcey, Dee, Mom

[Insert the most amazingly mean-spirited joke ever that no one can remember] – Daniel

90s party – Daniel, Alison, Corey

930 SHARP! I SAID 930 SHARP! - S-Squared, Daniel

Absinthe. – Daniel, Ashley

AK-47 – Alyssa

All I Want Is You – Elizabeth

Alright, I’ll call you. – Pete, Daniel, Greg

Aly spills red wine on her wedding dress – Alyson, Marcey, Dee

Baboon – Greg, Pete, Erin, Zac, Alycia

Beeeeeeee gooooooooooooooood. – Katy

Best. Weekend. Ever. – Daniel, Dee, Amanda, Alyssa, Laura

Bleacher Report – Avery

Both teams played hard – Daniel

Buncha savages in this town. – Daniel

Bunny and Gingy – Elizabeth, Katie

Can you please pretend to be REALLY interested in me? – Melissa

Compton – Daniel, Sabrina

Couch-pisser – Karen, Jess, Julie, Hannah, Greg, Daniel

COUNT CHOC-ula. – Daniel, Greg

Daisy Duke – Melissa

Death by Kittens – Adam

Delaware: The Wyoming of the Eastern Seaboard – Kaytie

Destiny’s calling … will you answer? - Daniel, Greg, Laura

Detroit has the best stuff.  – Becky

Do not stare directly into the Dungy – Daniel, Greg, Pete

Don’t hug me! – Sabrina

Don’t know what your talkin bout bro - Daniel

Don’t tell me … but IS THERE A SECOND ISLAND? – Daniel, Laura

Doucheasaurus – ALL

Doucheoil – Red

Dracula – Greg

Dude, you don’t have a real job! – Daniel

Emo and Flash – Daniel

EVERLAST! WHAT IT’S LIKE! – Daniel

FF2K9 – Molly

FIST PUMP – Daniel

GETYOSHITRITE! – Alycia, Daniel, Margaret

Gin and Juice – Daniel, Laura

Girl, you got GAME! - Laura, Sabrina

Girls that look like that aren’t interested in me. – Daniel, Sabrina

Glenlivet - ALL

Good day? – Melissa

GPA – ALL

Have you met Bridget? Oh … nO!! – Daniel

Hey look, it’s your boyfriend! – Daniel, Melissa, Rebecca

How many scotches has he DRANK up there? – Alison, Corey, Greg

Hula Hoop. – Brianne, Daniel, Greg

I am not drinking a Merlot! - Daniel

I DID TWO CARBOMBS! – Daniel

I do like salmon. – Red

I look like I’m 12 … – Alycia

I’m intrigued – Ashley

I’m On A Boat! – Greg, Ken Jay, Daniel, Laura, Anu, Sabrina, Stacy

I’m sick of this none sense. – Daniel, Laura

Is she making herself a steak? – Daniel, Greg

Is Villanova playing? I’d like to come over and watch it with you. - Stacy

It’s like a little Hitler. – Daniel, Sabrina

JACKED UP! – Daniel, Greg

Jamie-J! (Dirt-da-durrrrrr) – Molly

JG: Still __________ after all these years. – Daniel

Julie’s epic spill in front of Merlin’s. - Jess, Julie

Larry? Really? LARRY?!?!?! – Angie, Daniel, Pete

Last night, we paid you too much. – Alison, Corey

Lesbro – Alyssa, Amanda

Lil Red Riding Hood Has a nice rack! – Alycia, Margaret

MAKE PLAYS! – Daniel, Greg

May I please sleep with your roommate? No. That’s MY make out partner! – Corey

Maybe you should find somewhere else to drink. - Daniel, Red

Me me me me me me me me – Daniel

Mike Tomlin will cap a bitch – Daniel, Greg, Pete

mmmgirl – Daniel

My psychic told me I shouldn’t get serious for another 6-8 months – Ashley, Red

No Kige, No. – Becky, Daniel, Lizzy, Pete

Nobody empties a room like John Gorman. – Daniel, Greg, Sabrina

Nut shot – Anya, Greg

One-armed Homerun Derby – Daniel, Greg

Pedro Martinez – Christine

Play ‘em off, Keyboard cat. – Daniel, Melissa

PLAY HEY YA! – Laura

PLAY THE DROP! – Daniel

Practice?! – Daniel, Greg

Rhett Miller was clearly staring at me – Becky, Jeanne

Roxy’s: A slice of Cancun in Buffalo, New York. – Amanda, Alyssa, Daniel, Laura, Pete

Sandra Bullock – Daniel, Lizzy

Sculpture Park – Amanda, Alyssa, Daniel, Laura

Secretly - Ashley

Solitaire. – Daniel

Somebody had to put the rag on the stick and call it a mop … it might as well be you. – Red

Status stealing. – Red

Stockholm Syndrome - ALL

Straight cash, homey. – Daniel

Stranger Danger – Ashley

Superfan – Alexis

Survey time!! – Alisa

Taking photos at an art exhibit in Park Slope? NOT ON MY WATCH PAL. – Red

That beat’s hitting us, so we’re fighting that beat back. – Daniel, Greg

That’s just bad football.- Daniel

That’s just football being football. – Greg

The Disco Biscuits are STILL playing the encore at Thursday in the Square. – Daniel, Laura

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme – ALL

The Hills – Daniel, Melissa, Rebecca

The Mustached One - Daniel

The Red Challenge Flag – Sarah

The Snood. – Daniel, Sabrina

The Tempest: Presented by Red Stripe – Brianne, Daniel, Laura

The Upwellings – Greg

They don’t have plum wine? Alright, let’s go. – Ashley, Red

This conversation is going nowhere. - Daniel, Greg, Laura, Sabrina

This is like a date with the Westport, Connecticut book club. - Daniel, Melissa

Toolbox – Daniel, Greg, Laura, Sabrina

We got a situation here! – Daniel, Greg

We need to stop right now! – Katy

WHATS IN THE BOX?! – Buddy, Daniel

What’s that siren I hear? It’s the waaaaaaaaaambulance! - ALL

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO RECORD THUNDER ROAD? – Melissa

Where’d your friend go? – Daniel

WHORES! – Becky, Jeanne, Pete

Why don’t I just give you my number? – Daniel

WHYYYYYYYYYY? WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING??!!!!!!!!!!?! I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!!!! – Daniel, Greg, Laura, Sabrina, Sabrina

WINGMAN! – Molly

With 17% of precincts reporting, we can already project she’s certifiably batshit. – Daniel, Red

You can’t hear that? – Daniel, Greg, Hannah, Pete

You dislocated your shoulder … and I STILL couldn’t beat you in Golf! – Daniel

You gotta dial long distance from one tit to the other. - Greg

You guys ready to rent some cahhhs? - Daniel

You must be outside yo mind! – Daniel, Greg

You’re mean. - Julie

You’re not giving me what I want, so I am going to stay here until I find it. - Daniel