Endless Parade

Another year in the books, and it’s time to put a bow on this biyatch.

Life overall isn’t that much different for us at the dawn of ‘10 (*really? We’ll one day say, “Back in ‘10?” Sounds wrong. So does oh-10.) than it was at the dawn of ‘09 … but let’s proceed with some end of year awards anyway.

Of course, any time you think of us, you think of inside jokes, running gags and zany one-liners. Also: crazy stories. So, we’ve tidied it up by listing them all here and giving you a Top 25 of the best the year had to offer.

Three parts. This is part deux. The best of what didn’t make the Top 25. Ready? OKAY!

Anya’s doing drugs in the basement - Anya, Greg

And a Top-40 smash was born …

Are you really getting rid of Oreo? - Dee, Elizabeth, Sabrina

The answer? No.

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT! - Daniel

Hey! Where’s Brooke? SLAM!

Firefly Vodka – Alyssa, Amanda, Daniel, Laura, Lizzy

The official DRANK of 2009.

GET OFF MY LAWN - Angie, Daniel, Pete

Gran Torino was great. Yelling this at people was even greater.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE WAFFLE HOUSE? - Anu, Daniel

That haunted boat ride was a disappointment, except for this kid who yelled this at them haunted dudes.

I already knew. - ALL

Sometimes, in spite of your better judgement, you really … really … want to make out with a hot chick.

If y’all think I’m sharin’ my celebration weed … Y’allz CRAZY - Daniel, Laura

Michelle Obama said it first. I said it best.

IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK LARRY? – Brianne, Daniel, Laura

Most quoted movie quote of the year. Annoys the stuffing outta T-Blog.

It’s gonna get real loud here when people start hittin’ the floor! – Corey, Greg

You best be clearing the area.

It’s so collllllllllld in the D – Becky, Daniel, Eric, Jeanne, Karen, Kevin, Melissa, Pete

What’s the weather like out there? So cold. Even though it was 95 and humid.

It’s the Juggernaut Bitch! – Daniel, Greg, Lizzy, Melissa

The most quoted YouTube video of the year. Became the name of my car.

Lefty specialist. - Daniel

One of the members of our pitching staff just couldn’t face more than three batters.

Lenny’s “people”- Daniel, Greg

In fact, we’re still waiting for them to show up.

Mauer out, Fuckfaces! – Daniel

Do you think I give a shit about winning? No. I only care about individual accolades.

MAY DAY MAY DAY WE ARE GOING DOWN! - Daniel, Kristi, Laura, Sabrina

Sometimes, when the raping gets tough … the tough run the fuck away.

My car is carrying jobs out of Cleveland – Daniel, Karen, Melissa

One of the “Texts of the Decade.”

O Fo Sho Fo Sho – Daniel, Greg, Laura, Sabrina

Hill-ese for “Ok, sure.”

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JOHNNY! – Daniel

It’s nice to have someone else out there who listens to the B.S. Report. There he is.

Our mop-up guy is playing solitaire. – Daniel, Laura

Drinking buddies aren’t real friends.

POD! THEY CAN’T BLOCK ANYBODY! - Daniel

Sometimes, when I get really angry or excited … I scream like Jeremy Green.

S-Squared – Daniel, Sabrina

Even she likes the nickname.

Tblog - Daniel, Laura

Passive-aggressive emotional masturbation insults sound great on a blog that includes typos, mispells and general melancholia.

That’s German Luxury right there, baby! - Greg

Even when it’s stuck in the snow, this car has more character than any car you drive. 1985 7-series for the win!

The Green Elevator - Daniel

Spawned an elevator of my own. With the first pick in the draft, Jeremy Green selects …

This is factually correct. – Daniel

You know how I know we’re nerds? We listen to Fantasy Focus on our way to a night out at the bar.

True Yankee – Daniel

Jerry Hairston Jr …. A TRUE YANKEE!

Welcome to Buffalo – Corey, Daniel, Greg

Where the sun don’t shine … where there’s organized crime … where there’s no summer time … where there’s welfare lines.

You can’t fill up on dip! - Greg

And, yet, on Super Bowl Sunday … we did. Chili, Guac, Wing Dip, TexMex … you had to roll me out of 4H.

You guys keep loading the truck, I’ll go grab the Allen Wrenches. - Daniel, Melissa

If it weren’t for Pauly Deck bravely manning the moving van, I doubt any of this would have been possible.

You’re alienating your base constituency! - Daniel

And yet … you’re still here … reading this.